The Principality of Balkanic Romania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ștefan Adonis with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.77 billion Balkanic Romanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Bucharest-Sofia. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Balkanic Romanian economy, worth 111 trillion Leu-Dodúms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,978 Leu-Dodúms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War vets look after war animals, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balkanic Romania's national animal is the European Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NA.

Balkanic Romania is ranked 158,540^th in the world and 359^th in Talonia for Most Patriotic, with 8.2 flags saluted per person per day.